asskickcr:

“She wasn’t very happy six months ago.”
“Don’t question the happiness.”
“the moment you question it is the moment it all goes to shit.”
“Well he’s trying to air the air matress up and the gf is tired so she’s just kinda laying there as he’s yelling at her to get off.”
“Now he’s under the mattress and falling asleep.”
“She’s beauty and she’s grace, she hit herself in the face.”
“I’ve determined I get sleep drunk prior to going to sleep.”
“That’s the full extent of my ability to pun in French.”
“Why do children scare me so much”
“That works better with a cane and a rifle.”
“I think we can agree that the entire human race is annoying.”
“Don’t punch a seagull again.”
“I scream laughed and then drooled on myself.”
“One he strangled and then threw the other one out the car.”
“You were born annoying.”
“Honestly she may be a bitch but she tells the truth once in a blue moon.”
“OH GOD THERE’S TENTACLES.”
“Yes, tentacle porn is going to be everywhere.”
“I’m needin’ feedin’.”
“Milk is the disgusting semen of Satan himself.”
“I’m incapable of shame.”
“Well, if y'all hate milk now I guess I can eat the ice cream for you.”
“There’s a mosquito in my house, and it’s bitten me five times, and I can’t catch it.”
“I can’t even catch food with chopsticks.”
“I'mma hit this motherfucker with another motherfucker.”
”I get overly pissed when people talk shit about ____ tbh it’s bad.”
”I’M TOO INVESTED IN THIS SERIES.”
“ALL I WANTED WAS A PURE children’s SHOW, AND NOT THESE EMOTIONS.”
”I WILL WALK OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU PROPER CORNBREAD DRESSING DAMMIT.”
”It’s weird to contemplate i do actually know how to cook.”
”Me and competence with anything don’t usually go together.”
“____’s not a fucking sweet prince.”
“Like as soon as I find the clip of ____ biting a piece of cardboard thinking it’s food, I’ll send it to ya’ll.”
“Honestly, at this point I’ve just got it ingrained in my head that if it’s some weird name i don’t recognize, it’s this chat.”
“We are a meme.”

p0etriz:

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh
MAUVE = You are really talented
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
CYAN = We have very little in common
THISTLE = I only just started following you
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold
COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)
VERMILION = You make me feel passionate
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname
LAVENDER = You inspire me
CORAL = You’re a meme
UMBER = I want to know more about you
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you
WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
SAGE = You make me cry
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

Source: omgreblog

velvetrpc:

artsappho:

Hot Chocolate: What is your favorite dessert?

Knee Socks: If you were starring in a movie, who would you want as your co star?

Bonfires: What’s your favorite TV show?

Apple Picking: What’s something you’ve done that you’re really proud of?

Cinnamon: What makes you laugh the most?

Oktoberfest: Have you thought about going on exchange? Where would you want to go?

Pumpkin Spice: Do you have a favorite coffee place? Why is it your favorite?

Hay Rides: What fictional world would you want to live in?

Cozy Sweaters: Is there anything you wish would come back into fashion?

Halloween: If you went to Hogwarts, what house would you be in?

Rainy Afternoons: What is the last book you read for fun?

Scary Movies: Would you rather be a character in a thriller or a rom com?

Yellow Leaves: What color best corresponds with your personality?

Caramel Apples: What is your favorite class you’re in right now? Why?

S’mores: What are you most excited for about this year?

Carving Pumpkins: Do you have any unusual talents?

Beanies: What is your most prized possession?

Thanksgiving: Would you rather speak all languages or be able to talk to animals?

Cider: What would you title your autobiography?

Frost: Are you a morning person or a night person?

stq-resources:

A list of starter sentences inspired by what goes on after the show and things go off air. These can be set during music show filming, variety show filming, radio broadcast recordings, etc.

• “Nice save on tripping there. Yep, I saw it.”
• “Don’t tell anyone else but I think you guys have been robbed. You should have won this week.”
• “I don’t know why he/she hugged me. We’re not even close.”
• “For the record, we didn’t like our outfits. It’s not like we had a choice.”
• “I swear as soon as the cameras turned off, their attitude completely changed.”
• “You should have done some research before coming to the show. You were roasted in there.”
• “I have no idea why I’m here, honestly. I don’t do variety.”
• “I’m sorry but that in there was a charade of fakery.”
• “This is the last time I will ever appear on this show.”
• “I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way! Can we talk somewhere else?”
• “Isn’t it the hosts’ responsibility, too to do their share of research?”
• “Are you okay? You seemed very uncomfortable back there.”
• “I’m glad that’s over. I just want to go home.”
• “Watch me get edited out.”
• “You don’t need to explain why you did/said that. We all needed to stand out somehow.”
• “I’m slowly becoming apathetic to microphone malfunctions.”
• “What time did you sleep last night? You all seemed tired onstage earlier.”
• “That was such a diva move.”
• “You might be hearing from your manager later.”
• “And they expect us to maintain our ‘image’?”
  
• “So much for fair treatment, huh?”
  
• “Seriously, what happened to seniority? Since when did rookies start running the show?”
  
• “Apologies if I seem rude but I really don’t have the time for people like you.”
  
• “Not all of us get our popularity handed to us. Some of us actually have to work for it.”
  
• “People can get away with anything nowadays if their companies’ pockets are deep enough.”
  
• “Judging by that mess of a stage, I guess talent isn’t a prerequisite for the industry anymore.”
• “There’s more to me than the constant crap they keep bringing up.”
  
• “That was so scripted, it almost hurts.”
  
• “It’s embarrassing how biased that PD is.”
  
• “Word of advice? Know your place before you start running your mouth.”
  

sailormoonrps:

• “i was lying to you, but you were lying, too.”
  
• “so what’s left to do? what’s left to say?”
  
• “stop making friends, it’s just us.”
  
• “just because you’re screaming for my attention does not mean i will waste my time.”
  
• “what’s your problem, baby?”
  
• “don’t mean to break your heart.”
  
• “kill me if i end up like you.”
  
• “i know that it’s not safe here, you did this to yourself.”
  
• “can you tell that story? it’s my favorite one.”
  
• “you fucking disappointment.”
  
• “i can’t entertain you anymore.”
  
• “don’t cross your boundaries and think that it’s cool.”
  
• “if anything should happen to me, i want you to know i’ve loved you.”
  
• “don’t dance around me, i know what it means.”
• “maybe i could swim into your thoughts like your drugs do.”
  
• “i’m not meant for this world, i just don’t see the point.”
• “don’t think about it, don’t over think about it.”
  
• “you’d better hide the bullets.”
  
• “together we can fake our own deaths here.”
  
• “i’m just a stupid motherfucker, can’t figure it out.”
  
• “i wanna leap when you want me to fly.” 
  
• “darlin’, i don’t mean to beg.”
  
• “close your eyes, picture you and i.” 
  
• “one day, somebody’s gonna go and get pushed too far.”
  
• “not gonna say what you want me to say.”
  
• “some things are better left alone but thanks for your concern.”
  
• “i’d put a bullet in my head if i ever lost you.” 
  
• “fuck you, no one is gonna ruin all our fun.”
  
• “i’m not everything you wanted me to be.”
  
• “i suggest you pray for a full recovery.”
  
• “what’s happening to me?”
  
• “do you feel the shame inside of you?”
  
• “save yourself, don’t ever look back.”
  
• “hey, what’s on your mind?”
  
• “i think about my life without you and i start to cry.”
  
• “hey, it’s alright; we’ll make it.”
  
• “i love you and i’ll never leave your side.” 
  
• “baby, pull over, tell me: are we concrete?” 
  
• “what would you do without my perfect company to your undressed spine?”
  
• “i think we’re bleeding out.” 
  
• “i’m the one who made you, i’ll be the one who brings you down.” 
  
• “this will be the last time.”
  
• “just give me a signal i’m reaching you now.”
  
• “i’ll teach you to love again.” 
  
• “don’t believe it’s a never-ending summer ‘cause they don’t exist.”
  
• “why am i the one falling apart?”
  
• “you don’t even know you’re an angel.”
  
• “foolish am i, for the times i come and go.” 
  
• “i hope you don’t regret me.”
  
• “this was never my intention after all.” 
  
• “what the fuck did i do?”
  
• “we’re made to destroy.”
  
• “tell me what you want until it hurts.”
  
• “i think we’re in over our heads.” 
  
• “i can’t deny it’s getting worse; trust me, it’s a blessing and a curse.”
  
• “call me if you’re crashing, we’ll take turns.”
  
• “i won’t be here in a year.” 
  
• “if there’s still evidence of us, why can’t that be enough?”
  
• “i don’t mean to drag you down.” 
  
• “all we have are parking lots and nowhere to go.”
  
• “if you love me then show me more.”
  
• “i’d give anything just to surround your dreams.”
  
• “i’m an anarchist in love.” 
  

andhungry:

halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

• ❝  I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?  ❞
  
• ❝  You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!  ❞
  
• ❝  You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead.   ❞
  
• ❝  If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.  ❞
  
• ❝  You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!  ❞
  
• ❝  You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams.  ❞
  
• ❝  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?  ❞
  
• ❝  You are dead sexy. Literally.  ❞
  
• ❝  That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.  ❞
  
• ❝  Hello there, boo-tiful!  ❞
  
• ❝  You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?  ❞
  
• ❝  Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!  ❞
  
• ❝  You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.  ❞
  
• ❝  I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together.  ❞
  
• ❝  What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?  ❞
  
• ❝  All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo.  ❞
  
• ❝  Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?  ❞
  
• ❝  If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.  ❞
  
• ❝  I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.  ❞
  
• ❝  I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.  ❞
  
• ❝  Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?  ❞

ambxtxon:

It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.