withfx:

151213 || 4 walls

littlelovelymemes:

✰ * º ❛   that 70′s show sentence starters   ❜

‘  you know what your problem is? i’m too good looking.  ’
‘  god, what did you have for breakfast this morning? carnation instant bitch?  ’
‘  oh, is this what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna fight?  ’
‘  because you’re breaking up the band, yoko!  ’
‘  an apple? where’s my candy, you son of a bitch.  ’
‘  she told me she loves me and then i told her i loved cake…  ’
‘  how’d you’d like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?  ’
‘  look, if i could run across the beach into my own arms, i would.  ’
‘  you know he never liked phones. he said he could hear voices in ‘em.  ’
‘  when my time comes, i wanna be buried facedown so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass.  ’
‘  you know what your problem is? you’re really cute… so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.  ’
‘  god, we are such the… perfect couple?  ’
‘  you’re cold? well damn, i can’t control the weather!  ’
‘  the gym, or as i like to call it, the institute of things i can’t do.  ’
‘  well, i’d like to help but… not as much as i’d like not to.  ’
‘  don’t put me in your fantasies. i don’t even like being in your real life.  ’
‘  i don’t like people. i like rock n’ roll, sex, and pizza – in that order.  ’
‘  i’m not loving anybody that i’m not legally required to.  ’
‘  and if somebody doesn’t tell me i’m cute in the next five minutes, i’m gonna scream!  ’
‘  don’t hate me because i’m beautiful.  ’
‘  i can’t count on much in this crazy world, but i can always count on you.  ’
‘  i’m going to go out, meet some boys and crush their hearts one by one.  ’
‘  where zen ends, ass kicking begins.  ’
‘  you guys are fighting like cats and whores.  ’
‘  cake is good, but you cannot have sex with cake.  ’
‘  well, my head says no, but my heart says no.  ’
‘  the three true branches of the government are military, corporate, and hollywood.  ’
‘  hey man, if you don’t get caught, everything’s legal.  ’
‘  yeah, but god didn’t see that. i was in my van, and he can’t see through lead.  ’
‘  college is for ugly girls who can’t get modeling contracts.  ’
‘  college is for women who don’t want to marry the first idiot they meet and squeeze out his bastard moron children.  ’
‘  i was never happy. i was just less pissed off.  ’
‘  sometimes when i’m alone, i just love to cuddle.  ’
‘  i have a definite opinion on this… i don’t care.  ’
‘  when he’s unhappy, i know our relationship is in good shape.  ’
‘  all right, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass.  ’
‘  that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.  ’
‘  we have some breaking news: i’m toasted.  ’
‘  but i don’t want to go outside. there are people out there.  ’
‘  oh, please. i’m a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son of a bitch.  ’
‘  no, i’m not pouting. that would upset our routine. god knows i wouldn’t want to move in a new direction and accidentally slip in a puddle of fun or anything.  ’
‘  i’ve just decided being sad is a waste of my time.  ’
‘  he called me ugly on the inside and the outside. i’m sorry, but he’s just wrong about the outside part.  ’
‘  i don’t really cook much. i just plan on getting by on my looks.  ’
‘  no, no, no, you just don’t move on from me. i’m like alcohol. you need a twelve-step program to break my smell.  ’
‘  you know, being here under the stars, sitting on the grass makes me really glad i’m not poor.  ’
‘  the person i love the most is me!  ’
‘  i was voted most popular, best legs, and now godmother? what can’t i do?  ’
‘  why am i alone and all of you less attractive people are happy?  ’
‘  it’s better to have loved and loss than to be butt ugly.  ’
‘  okay, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: everyone loves me.  ’
‘  why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?  ’
‘  i got a lot of free time. i mainly use it to nap and cry.  ’
‘  i’ll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.  ’
‘  have you been in bed all day?  ’
‘  last night i only slept like… nine hours.  ’
‘  i pity you because you’re dumb.  ’
‘  responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted.  ’
‘  they want to kill rock n’ roll because they know it makes us horny, man.  ’
‘  i would love car sex… or just sex… or just a car.  ’
‘  no, i don’t feel bad. i don’t feel anything.  ’
‘  man, think about it. we hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends… i live for days like this!  ’
‘  it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die.  ’
‘  talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? what’s gonna help me is, like, drinking.  ’
‘  hey, yeah, that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard!  ’
‘  i wish i was an octopus.  ’
‘  thanks, but i’ve gotta go to sleep because i have a big day of misery ahead of me.  ’
‘  life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you.  ’
‘  well, for your information, i’m already sorry i was ever born.  ’
‘  i don’t have a hickey. i was using a curling iron.  ’
‘  give me a reason why i shouldn’t set you on fire.  ’
‘  i’m a hottie, you’re a nottie.  ’
‘  prison is not an option for me, okay? i can’t pee in front of other people.  ’
‘  man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.  ’
‘  oh, no. now i have to act normal.  ’
‘  oh, i just remembered i can’t loan it to you on account of i hate you.  ’
‘  i’ve been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women.  ’
‘  you know what the best thing god ever did was? boobs.  ’
‘  i’m like ketchup. i go good on everything!  ’
‘  when we were about to fool around and i said that i washed my hands, but i really just got done playing with like six dogs.  ’
‘  there’s a rabbit stuck in a tree and i want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.  ’
‘  if this is about maturity then i want nothing to do with it.  ’
‘  a wedding without a trampoline? that’s crazy talk.  ’
‘  i don’t wanna blink ‘cause i’m afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness.  ’
‘  you seem normal around your family, but out in the real world, you’re kinda nuts.  ’
‘  i could get arrested. i could go to girl prison. this freakin’ rocks!  ’
‘  my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides, but i can’t because they’re both idiots.  ’
‘  why would sally sell seashells down by the seashore? i mean, that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand.  ’
‘  i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally.  ’
‘  i don’t have feelings for him. i just hate that bitch for making him happy.  ’
‘  i’m not jealous, i just want to pop that inflatable bitch and watch her fly around the room.  ’
‘  hello, it is me, the object of your desire.  ’
‘  i’m a beautiful girl with a shrill, demanding voice. i’m pretty hard to ignore.  ’
‘  a gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.  ’
‘  you see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.  ’
‘  i cannot be held responsible for the things that come out of my mouth.  ’
‘  i don’t answer stupid questions.  ’

kanghaneul:

For my brother, you’re his first love.

littlelovelymemes:

✰ * º ❛   buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters  ( part two )   ❜

        (   part of the youtube starter series   )

‘ in their defense, it was christmas eve.   ’
‘  oh, so it’s fine if people die on christmas eve.  ’
‘  i’m not saying i’m condoning them for being seven hours late to a fire that was 2.5 miles away.  ’
‘  it’s just not– not great.  ’
‘  alright, i think we’ve solved it! it’s been fun! see you later!  ’
‘  i will set your house on fire and your children will die.  ’
‘  seems a little on-the-nose for me.  ’
‘  agree to agree.  ’
‘  what are we doing here?  ’
‘  ehh, there’s a lot of paperwork.  ’
‘  i think there’s some shady shit going on there, but that’s just my opinion.  ’
‘  i’m telling you, nobody knows how to do their job in this town.  ’
‘  so you’re telling me he screamed in your face that he’s gonna murder your family? sounds like a good dude to me. i don’t know what you’re talking about.  ’
‘  why is the minister telling rumors?  ’
‘  i think that’s the first time i’ve ever heard of a detective going missing. that’s like a fish drowning.  ’
‘  what a terrible thing to happen in such a beautiful place.  ’
‘  that’s a shark, baby. i know. i’ve seen jaws at least six time, that’s a shark.  ’
‘  heads up, this is about to get pretty brutal here, in this description.  ’
‘  no, this is bologna. i’m flip-flopping again.  ’
‘  that’s called not being thorough.  ’
‘  we’ve been over this before. the bear is the most deadly animal of all time.  ’
‘  a shark can definitely kill a bear, hands down, if you dropped a bear in the ocean.  ’
‘  a hippopotamus would kill a bear in a heartbeat.  ’
‘  did she have anything on under the trench coat? …that’s a weird question. never mind.  ’
‘  this sounds like a law & order interview.  ’
‘  yeah, that rings a bell or two. that shakes a tambourine.  ’
‘  what the fuck? no, shame on him.  ’
‘  it’s not even a good poem. it’s just weird.  ’
‘  this sounds like something a drunk man would say as he’s laying on the sidewalk, just babbling.  ’
‘  the shark is ten times less creepier than you.  ’
‘  that poem is unforgivable.  ’
‘  i feel like i need to take a bath in hand sanitizer.  ’
‘  what in the fuck is that?  ’
‘  ugh, fuck. i feel awful right now.  ’
‘  there’s no way in hell i’m gonna go there.  ’
‘  i’m surprised you’re conscious right now.  ’
‘  kind of looks like hell.  ’
‘  hey ghouls, the boys are here!  ’
‘  this is the place where nightmares are made.  ’
‘  it looks like one of the conjuring films.  ’
‘  i got a little spoiler for ya: everything in the building is gonna look like this.  ’
‘  yeah, yeah, that was a rough time in history.  ’
‘  i’m glad we’re done with that. that was– just everybody died.  ’
‘  it’s a ghost butt!  ’
‘  this is the biggest upset. i did not feel this coming.  ’
‘  this is like satan’s butthole.  ’
‘  what if you go fuck yourself. how about that?  ’
‘  i’m gonna imagine that place is the closest thing to hell.  ’
‘  how dare they dispose of my body?! they should leave it in the hallway to rot!  ’
‘  yeah, i got the chills even thinking about it.  ’
‘  look it up. it’s a thing on the internet.  ’
‘  they pushed the dog too?!  ’
‘  am i just freaking myself out again?  ’
‘  i’m gonna take everything said by a ghost hunter with a grain of salt.  ’
‘  oh my god, did your brain just explode?  ’
‘  am i a ghost hunter? i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter. this is all bullshit. oh no. do i have to put that on my business card now? son of a bitch.  ’
‘  let’s drop some sweet knowledge.  ’
‘  i’m already fed up with the folders, by the way. it looks too official, considering the nonsense that is within.  ’
‘  so, the aliens show up, show them pictures of helicopters, and fly away?  ’
‘  i can’t wait to see a post of the motion picture wedding crashers and, uh, well, some lava lamps.  ’
‘  wait, a funerary marker from 100 b.c. shows a woman presenting a laptop with usb ports?! how do they charge it? why are there usb ports on it if they don’t have thumbnail drives? what are they looking at on it? there’s no internet. do they have photoshop?  ’
‘  here’s a picture of you with three butt cheeks.  ’
‘  i’ve drawn it so it must be real!  ’
‘  you have nothing to say about any of that?  ’
‘  i will fight you tooth and nail when it comes to ghoulie ghosts, but aliens are a little more… probable.  ’
‘  no, you don’t win because i’m sure you have plenty of other stuff on here that’s very dumb.  ’
‘  i’m good, i’ll just sign up for karate or something.  ’
‘  wow, have you ‘signs’? ‘signs’, the motion picture that they made back in the day? they found aliens, it was crazy! they ruined a kids birthday party.  ’
‘  my big takeaway here is that art is not proof.  ’
‘  you’re telling me those architects used math?! knock me down with a feather.  ’
‘  can you imagine if you spent your entire life hauling around heavy stones to make the pyramids and someone was like, ‘no, they couldn’t have done it. you know what it must’ve been? space aliens. i seen ‘em.’  ’
‘  no, they couldn’t have done it. you know what it must’ve been? space aliens. i seen ‘em.  ’
‘  well, facts don’t matter then.  ’
‘  if i’m building a giant, mighty, wondrous pyramid, i’m not gonna be like ‘hey, can you do some chiseling of the ramp? we really gotta show off this ramp. it’s a hell of a ramp.’  ’
‘  are they written in alien language?  ’
‘  i don’t doubt that they were mathematically adept.  ’
‘  so, it was aliens?  ’
‘  so, it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it, and they haven’t been back since.  ’
‘  i think they lied. i have yet to see compelling evidence.  ’
‘  go fuck yourself, have a nice day.  ’
‘  irrelevant. you’re irrelevant.  ’
‘  we don’t care about anyone who died.  ’
‘  we don’t care if he was famous. we treat everyone the same.  ’
‘  i think you should just never do that again.  ’
‘  if you’re saying that someone paid you a million dollars to kill someone, like wouldn’t you– wouldn’t there be some kind of receipt to say that?  ’
‘  quick thought: is it annoying that i always hold this pen like this?  ’
‘  i think your douche-meter’s usually at half mass, right now it’s through the roof.  ’
‘  oh, he ‘discovered’ it alright. just to be fair: fuck christopher columbus.  ’
‘  you’re saying this ocean’s full of ghosts?  ’
‘  what, are you taking notes over there? this isn’t a debate.  ’
‘  the titanic – she was a might one – and now she’s lying at the bottom.  ’
‘  i don’t know. ships sink, ya’know?  ’
‘  these don’t do much for me because planes crash, boats sink. a goose probably flew into the propeller and the plane just fucking nose-dived into the ocean!  ’
‘  so, what are you positing here? that it’s in an alternate dimension?  ’
‘  i’m gonna need some documentation on this.  ’
‘  you need some documentation?! look up the stories, i’m just sayin’!  ’
‘  i can’t believe you think this is not weird.  ’
‘  i can’t believe you don’t think that boats sink.  ’
‘  a theory says that those lost in the bermuda triangle are actually now residents of the legendary lost civilization of atlantis.  ’
‘  no– no th– no, they’re not. nope!  ’
‘  now all the frustration that i had in the first half of this is now equally composited on top of you.  ’
‘  are they breathing underwater?!  ’
‘  i can see your face and it’s just– it’s fuming.  ’
‘  this is absurd.  ’
‘  i think if there were a black hole anywhere near our solar system, everything would cease to exist.  ’
‘  we don’t know anything about black holes.  ’
‘  yes, we know a fair amount about black holes. black holes aren’t unicorns.  ’
‘  i think there’s a lot you don’t know.  ’
‘  oh, jesus christ… okay, tell me about… underwater area 51.  ’
‘  to be fair, i’m not trying anybody on a carnival cruise.  ’
‘  what happened to you on a carnival cruise?  ’
‘  i’ve never been on a carnival cruise and i will never go on one.  ’
‘  i assume they were drunk or high… probably just out of their minds.  ’
‘  this is photoshopped to high heaven.  ’
‘  that is so fake. i mean, look at it.  ’
‘  that is the shittiest footage i’ve ever seen. that is so fake.  ’
‘  i’m saying you don’t understand how black holes work.  ’
‘  i’ve got a better understanding than you do.  ’
‘  there’s other science we don’t know about.  ’
‘  that makes me sound like trump.  ’
‘  oh, you’re presenting alternative facts.  ’
‘  it’s too sad. let’s just talk about ghosts.  ’

          _{(   videos:   one,   two,   three,   four,   five   )}

kjaejng:

↻ — would you kindly reblog this post if you’re an active general krp roleplayer? with our numbers having been going significantly down in the past few months, the activity staying more on the oc side, this feels like a helpful way to see how much of us are left here and to find each other in hopes of getting new threads and interactions. thank you!

trying to get active again is going to be hard almost solely because of how many have left… however, if you’re still active, i’m looking to fire up some literate interactions for krys, so feel free to come to me if you want or have any ideas!

asskickcr:

“She wasn’t very happy six months ago.”
“Don’t question the happiness.”
“the moment you question it is the moment it all goes to shit.”
“Well he’s trying to air the air matress up and the gf is tired so she’s just kinda laying there as he’s yelling at her to get off.”
“Now he’s under the mattress and falling asleep.”
“She’s beauty and she’s grace, she hit herself in the face.”
“I’ve determined I get sleep drunk prior to going to sleep.”
“That’s the full extent of my ability to pun in French.”
“Why do children scare me so much”
“That works better with a cane and a rifle.”
“I think we can agree that the entire human race is annoying.”
“Don’t punch a seagull again.”
“I scream laughed and then drooled on myself.”
“One he strangled and then threw the other one out the car.”
“You were born annoying.”
“Honestly she may be a bitch but she tells the truth once in a blue moon.”
“OH GOD THERE’S TENTACLES.”
“Yes, tentacle porn is going to be everywhere.”
“I’m needin’ feedin’.”
“Milk is the disgusting semen of Satan himself.”
“I’m incapable of shame.”
“Well, if y'all hate milk now I guess I can eat the ice cream for you.”
“There’s a mosquito in my house, and it’s bitten me five times, and I can’t catch it.”
“I can’t even catch food with chopsticks.”
“I'mma hit this motherfucker with another motherfucker.”
”I get overly pissed when people talk shit about ____ tbh it’s bad.”
”I’M TOO INVESTED IN THIS SERIES.”
“ALL I WANTED WAS A PURE children’s SHOW, AND NOT THESE EMOTIONS.”
”I WILL WALK OVER THERE AND MAKE YOU PROPER CORNBREAD DRESSING DAMMIT.”
”It’s weird to contemplate i do actually know how to cook.”
”Me and competence with anything don’t usually go together.”
“____’s not a fucking sweet prince.”
“Like as soon as I find the clip of ____ biting a piece of cardboard thinking it’s food, I’ll send it to ya’ll.”
“Honestly, at this point I’ve just got it ingrained in my head that if it’s some weird name i don’t recognize, it’s this chat.”
“We are a meme.”